- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

whats gay ? you

A horse walks into a glue factory..

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Chuck Norris died.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

balls in ya mouf

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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