Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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