- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

potato farming

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

People Eating Tasty Animals

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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