Penis!

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Women's rights.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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