What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Teen pregnancy

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Amputations.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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im black

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Anti Joke

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