- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

I have read the Terms of Service.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

the guy below me is gay

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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