Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

a black father

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Small titties.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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