Mitt Romney for president.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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cot!

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:-)book

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Your mom

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Jake Bowar

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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