- Anti Joke

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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