What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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