what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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knock knock your gay

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Penis.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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