How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Romney 2012

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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a little girl gets raped

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hi

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