- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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