What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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YOU IS DUM

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Anal cheese curds.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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