- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Sex. That is all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

I'm gay.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Men's rights.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

Will you marry me?

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