The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Pickles

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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