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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Knock knock. Come in.

Knock knock *No one was home*

9/11/2001

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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