Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

How much is an abortion? A life

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

the your face joke

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

A blind man walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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