- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

What did you say? I don't know.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

There's no "i" in tim.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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