A blind man walks into a bar

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Adam Sandler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Anti Joke

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