Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Women"s Rights

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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