What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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No

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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This is not a good joke.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Canida

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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the guy below me is gay

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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