I can Nazi

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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