- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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