Knock knock Come in!

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

guess what? chicken butt.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Frown is a four letter word.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Nickelback.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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