- Anti Joke

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Frown is a four letter word.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit