solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

wanna hear a joke. i do to

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Ben Colbert is gay

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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