Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

shut up

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Steve Jobs.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Knock knock Come in!

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Nickelback.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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