how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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The WNBA.

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