"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Rob Bell

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Adam Sandler.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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