What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Adam Sandler.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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