Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Jake Bowar

Poopsack Jones

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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