Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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What is next?

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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