A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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penis hehehehe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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