Priority parking for hybrid cars

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Religion

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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