here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Looks through the peephole.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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