You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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