What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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austins gay lolololol

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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want to go home? yea

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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