womens rights

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Banana(s)

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Penis.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Anti Joke

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