How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Nathan Gooderson.

Your mother

Whats9+10 19

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

I cant think of one (._. )

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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