Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

im a selling a car

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

obama is a good president

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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