This is my joke. funny

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

YOU IS DUM

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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