ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Left. That one direction...

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

potato farming

George W. Bush

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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