- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

A blind man walks into a bar

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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