How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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