Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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poop

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Obama-Care

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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obama is a good president

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Barack Obama

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Looks through the peephole.

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