- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Trashcan!

The Charlotte bobcats.

What is brown and sticky?

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Jokes are funny.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

roses are red, violets are violet

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Pickles

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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