Knock Knock It's Open!

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Pavel Novak

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What's up? The sky.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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