What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

George W. Bush

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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