Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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YOLO

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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This is not a good joke.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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