KIMBERLEY HONEY

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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whos gay? you are

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i love antijokes

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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