- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

guess what? chicken butt.

women playing football?

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Josh kissing a girl

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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