- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

whos gay? you are

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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