- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What sucks?

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

World peace

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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