solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

stuff and dogs {()}

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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