What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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you

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Rob Bell

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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