- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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