Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

What abou three times

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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