What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Lil' Wayne

Canada's army

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

toast points

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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