Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

A fat boy walked into a party

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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