A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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