- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

balls in ya mouf

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Johnson stops eating

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Looks through the peephole.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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