Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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