The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Once upon a time.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Anti Joke

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