What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

World Peace

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Unflushed Shit...

don't look behind you

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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