What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Hello

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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